Friday, April 25, 2008

TOP 10 THINGS TO TELL SOMEONE WHEN YOU DUMP THEM By Nate Harrison '09

10. It's not you, it's me.

9. My mom says I can't date right now.

8. On second thought, it's not me, it's you.

7. Can we just be prayer partners instead?

6. I’ve kissed dating you goodbye.

5. You live on the hill and I'm not ready for a long distance relationship.

4. Look on the bright side: it's only the end of Orientation.

3. My New Testament class has really changed my views on dating.

2. I never should have answered your personal ad in Student News.

1. I've completed my hours for my CCC Service Learning Project.