Overheard at Gordon is a new humor column formed by YOUR submissions. Overhear something funny in Lane? On the sidewalk? Send them in! voxpop@gordon (please, no names of persons overheard.)
Sarah said, "God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me." Genesis 21:6
The following quotes have had eaves shamelessly dropped on them.
(In Frost)
How to break an addiction
Prof 1: I hid the coffee somewhere in here.
Prof 2: When did you hide it?
Prof 1: Sometime before Lent.
(Waiting for a tray, in Lane)
I mean, was it necessary to tell me?
Guy #1: Dude, I slept so great last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, why.
Guy #1: Because I was completely naked.
Guy #2: Really? Was that necessary?
Guy #1: It was to be comfortable last night, yeah.
(Walking up the hill)
If it’s that bad, I guess I could think about it again.
Girl #1: I am thinking about going to Connecticut.
Girl #2: Don’t go to Connecticut! That’s like the 5th ring of hell! I mean, I think you should just think about it.
(In the back of Lane)
No, Really, I can’t hear you.
Girl: And then she was like “Oh my gosh, Really?”
Guy: She told you what?
Girl: Like “Oh my gosh, Really?”
Guy: What?
Girl: “Oh my gosh, Really?”
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, I hate it when people say “what” and make me repeat myself again and again.
Guy: What?
(Watching TV in Gillies)
What is this rated?
Girl #1: What is this rated?
Girl#2: PG13, I think.
Girl#1: It should be TV-14 for violence and language.
Girl#2: TV-14 is my favorite rating!
(In Barrington)
I haven’t read that one yet.
Girl: The book of love?
Guy: No, the book of the law.
(In a Meeting)
The More That Comes Off
Guy (dressed nicely, with sweater over button down shirt. Takes off sweater)
Girl: Boy, you just look better and better the more that comes off! WAIT! That came out wrong!
